Chef Rita Recipe

A 7-foot-tall vision of beauty with culinary prowess as a seasoned chef of over 20 years’ experience opening and running restaurants around the country who comes to your house in the afternoon to fill your home with the smells of freshly prepared, locally-sourced ingredients.

Her standard service includes a beautifully plated dinner, delivered in three elegant courses at your leisure. Or five courses. Or fifteen courses, if you really want to impress and intimidate your guests. And without skipping a beat, this superstar chef will clear the table, clean your kitchen back to its original state--she’s not a maid, you pig--and leave you to continue enjoying your company. Or you can patiently but firmly insist that they leave immediately. Your call.